Choosing a name

Trying to start a Blog is probably pathetically easy, the hard part is apparently gaining followers,
this is what I have divulged from my research thus far (sitting on the next table to a middle aged man and his lamention of his blog problems to his date - his woes were inter-dispersed by his grabbing her tits -) what I can divulge is that Blogging must be cool, and interesting enough to get you a tit feel on a date at Whetherspoons.

For me, a perfectionist (ha, course i am, why else would I never get anything done?) the difficulty is coming up with a name, how I can I possibly choose a name for something which no doubt I will be reknowned for for the next 50 years of life?  Heaven forbid I ever had a child, I'd probably have it adopted rather than name it, or at least prevent it from coming out until it could choose one for itself.

I'm now committing myself to starting the thing, an so forcing myself to come up with a name, which had had the unlikely benefit of forcing myself to write the post in order to further procrastinate the name choosing, but unfortunately this first post is more of a stream of consciousness honing in on my difficulty in this exact area than anything exciting, readible, or productive.

I would ask friends for ideas but any one of them would probably suggest "big ginger wanker" and then laughing at me for starting up a Blog.